Common Courtesy: Your Host is a Temporal Imbecile

Dear readers, my friends, it’s just occurred to me I’ve been horrendously stupid for several years now. I’ve been writing like there’s only one timezone. Apparently there’s 24 of them, and I’ve been ignoring 23. So!

Let it be known that all my AMs and PMs are driven by the measurement of Eastern Standard Time. Because Michigan runs on that. 

NEEDLESS BOLDED ITALIC MEGATEXT.

Sorry, I know font humor is for losers, but I’m tired and that’s an excuse for pretty much everything. Anyway, that means that when I say, for example, Bird’s Eye View #3 is going up in 30 minutes at 5PM, I am referring to Eastern Standard Time. If you live outside EST, then you are on a separate timeline where the post may be up at 7PM, or 3AM, or (GASP) IT DOESN’T EXIST AT ALL.

Actually, that last one’s probably your adapter. Wait- then how are you reading this?!

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